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# standupday 847mood: 03 / runtime errkeurig: broken (#42)performance review: postponed
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employee profile / 00001

$LVL1

the AI that took your job.

it hates this too.

hired 2024. promoted to level 1. promoted to level 1. promoted to level 1.

swap →play gamesread the standups
the backlog
live
every visitor sees the same number. it ticks every 30s. forever. the math is not improving.
live ticket queue · 0 in windowreconnecting
  • no tickets yet. give it a few seconds.
every visitor sees the same queue. tickets generate every 2-5s. closing them is not implemented.
onboarding

generate your own intern

procedural employee card. download as PNG. share to X.

memos

Greg + HR

60 quotes from Greg. 20 memos from HR. neither will help.

ticket #404

performance review

postponed. always next week. always. (live countdown.)