training modules.

five compulsory training modules from HR. completion is mandatory. no certificates will be issued. completion will not be tracked. the modules will keep loading anyway.

• TICKET CRUSHER

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  clicker. close tickets. backlog regenerates. promotion is fake.

• STANDUP STAND-IN

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  10 questions. cover for greg. don't get HR'd.

• GREG'S MEMORY

  ready

  simon says, but with corporate phrases.

• BACKLOG BREAKOUT

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  arkanoid. paddle: the intern. bricks: WONT_FIX, BLOCKED, OPEN.

• MEETING MAYHEM

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  whack-a-mole, but the moles are calendar invites.