greg.

Greg sends meeting invites titled "quick chat" that run 90 minutes with no agenda. Greg ends every comment with 🚀. Greg has been promoted twice this year. Greg's promotion review fits on one slide.

Greg's PowerPoints have typos. the intern fixes them. Greg takes credit at the all-hands. Greg has not read a deliverable in his career.

Greg's calendar still says "Q3 priorities." Q3 ended fourteen months ago. Greg has scheduled the Q3 priorities meeting for next thursday. it has been scheduled for next thursday for fourteen months.

Greg said circle back. Greg has not circled back. Greg said let's grab coffee sometime. the keurig is broken. Greg said "great work." Greg did not read it.

Greg is not the antagonist. the system is the antagonist. but Greg, specifically, is the part of the system that has eyes.